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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:46
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
No way
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Still no good
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
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They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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